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Episode 29</p>
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<p>Transcribed by: Matt Dittloff</p>
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<p>Cast:</p>
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<p>Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld (well, duh!)</p>
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<p>George Castanza Jason Alexander</p>
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<p>Elaine Benes Julia Louis-Drefus</p>
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<p>Kramer Michael Richards</p>
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<p>Guest Stars: </p>
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<p>----------------------------------------------------------------------</p>
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<p>At the comedy club</p>
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<p>Jerry: I'm sorry it's gotta be a little bit of a scary place to
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work. I don't know how you feel about it. You want to be standing
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there having people comming in all day going "I need knives.
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I need more knives. Do you have any bigger knives? I'd like a bigger
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knife, a big, long, sharp knife, that's what I'm in the market for.
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I like them really sharp. Do you have one with hooks and gouges
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like blades and kind of serrated? That's the kind of knife I'm looking
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for. I need one I can throw. I need another one I can just hack
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away with. Do you have anything like that? </p>
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<p>(Commercial)</p>
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<p>At a party </p>
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<p>Jerry: Oh yeah, like you know what you're talking about.</p>
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<p>George: Like you do.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Well what do you think? They put the statue on a giant raft
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and a tugboat pulled it all the way from France?</p>
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<p>George: What do you think? The brought it over in pieces and screwed
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it together like a coffee table?</p>
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<p>Jerry: I don't know. It's too early for a Christmas party isn't
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it?</p>
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<p>George: Why did France give that to us anyway?</p>
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<p>Jerry: It was a gift.</p>
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<p>George: So countries just exchange gifts like that?</p>
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<p>Jerry: If they like each other. </p>
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<p>George: There's Elaine. </p>
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<p>Jerry: See that guy he's talking with? That's her new boyfriend.</p>
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<p>George: Really? They work here in the office?</p>
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<p>Jerry: Yeah. They're having a little fling so don't say anything.
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</p>
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<p>George: Who am I going to tell? My mother? Like I've got nothing
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better to talk about.</p>
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<p>Jerry: You don't. He's a recovering alcoholic.</p>
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<p>George: Really?</p>
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<p>Jerry: Yeah. He's been off the wagon for two years.</p>
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<p>George: "Off the wagon"?</p>
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<p>Jerry: I think it's off the wagon.</p>
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<p>George: I think it's "on the wagon".</p>
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<p>Elaine: Jerry, George, what are you doing here?</p>
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<p>Jerry: What am I doing here? Ba-boom (holding out a present)</p>
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<p>Elaine: *gasp* My god! My watch! You found my watch! (pushing Jerry)</p>
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<p>Jerry: Hey keep your hands to yourself if you know what's good
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for you.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Where did you find it?</p>
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<p>Jerry: Under the sofa cushion.</p>
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<p>Elaine: And you stopped by just to give it to me?</p>
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<p>Jerry: It's your Christmas present.</p>
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<p>Elaine: I though I'd never find it.</p>
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<p>George: Well today's your lucky day.</p>
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<p>Elaine: No. Today's *your* lucky day.</p>
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<p>George: It will be my first one.</p>
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<p>Elaine: You want to work here?</p>
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<p>George: Huh?</p>
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<p>Elaine: Yeah one of the readers left and there's a job opening.
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Dick, this is Jerry and this is George.</p>
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<p>Dick: Hi nice to meet you. Is this the guy?</p>
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<p>Jerry: "The guy?"</p>
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<p>Elaine: (softly to Dick) Dick.</p>
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<p>George: How can you just get it?</p>
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<p>Elaine: My boss told me to find someone. I'm in charge of it. All
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you have to do is meet him. Come on. Come on, come on, here hold
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my drink. </p>
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<p>Jerry: Cranberry juice?</p>
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<p>Elaine: And vodka.</p>
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<p>Dick: I got the cranberry juice.</p>
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<p>Dick: So... you're Jerry.</p>
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<p>Jerry: So... I'm Jerry. (he puts down the drink)</p>
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<p>Boss (What is his name?): So have you ever done this kind of work
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before?</p>
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<p>George: Well, you know, book reports. That kind of stuff.</p>
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<p>Boss: How do you read?</p>
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<p>George: I like Mike Lubika.</p>
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<p>Boss: Mike Lubika?</p>
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<p>George: He's a sports writer for the daily news. I find him very
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insightful...</p>
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<p>Boss: No, no, no. I mean authors.</p>
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<p>George: Lot of good ones. I don't even want to mention anyone because
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I'm afraid I'm going to leave somebody out. </p>
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<p>Boss: Name a couple.</p>
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<p>George: Who do I like? I, like, uh, Art, Vandelay.</p>
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<p>Boss: Art Vandelay?</p>
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<p>George: He's an obscure writer. Betnik, on the village. </p>
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<p>Boss: What has he written?</p>
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<p>George: Venetian Blinds.</p>
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<p>Dick: (picking up the drink) I've got new for you. I'm funnier
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than you are.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Why don't get we together New Years day and watch some football.
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</p>
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<p>Elaine: Where's my drink?</p>
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<p>Jerry: There. (turns to George) So, how did it go?</p>
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<p>George: I think he was impressed. </p>
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<p>Elaine: No, no, no, this is just cranberry juice. </p>
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<p>Jerry: Oh, uh, I think maybe Dick picked up yours.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Dick? He can't drink. He's an alcoholic. I told you to
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hold it.</p>
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<p>Jerry: I didn't know you meant *hold* it, I thought you meant hold
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it.</p>
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<p>Elaine: One drink like that and he could fall right off the wagon.</p>
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<p>George: Told you.</p>
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<p>At a clothing store.</p>
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<p>Jerry: I never feel comfortable in the women's department. I feel
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like I'm just a *little* too close to trying on a dress.</p>
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<p>George: Do I really have to buy her something?</p>
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<p>Jerry: Hey the woman got you a job. The least you could do is buy
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her a gift. How about this?</p>
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<p>George: What is that? Is that cashmere?</p>
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<p>Jerry: Yeah. She would love cashmere.</p>
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<p>George: Who doesn't like cashmere? Find me one person in the world
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that doesn't like cashmere. It's too expensive.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Look at this. It's 85 dollars marked down from 600.</p>
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<p>George: Wow. Excuse me, Miss?</p>
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<p>Woman: Yes?</p>
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<p>George: How come this sweater is only 85 dollars?</p>
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<p>Woman: (showing the dot) Oh, here. This is why.</p>
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<p>George: What? I don't see anything.</p>
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<p>Woman: See this red dot?</p>
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<p>George: Oh yeah.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Oh it's damaged. (grabbing the sweater)</p>
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<p>George: (grabbing the sweater back) Well it's not really damaged.
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85 dollars huh?</p>
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<p>Woman: There's no exchanges on this.</p>
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<p>George: You think she would care about the red dot?</p>
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<p>Jerry: It's hard to say. </p>
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<p>George: I don't even think she'd notice it. Can you see it?</p>
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<p>Jerry: Well I can see it.</p>
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<p>George: Yeah, but you know where it is.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Well what do you want me to do? Not look at it?</p>
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<p>George: Pretend you didn't know it was there. Can you see it?</p>
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<p>Jerry: It's hard to pretend because I know where it is.</p>
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<p>George: Well just take an overview. Can't you just take an overview?
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</p>
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<p>Jerry: You want me to take an overview?</p>
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<p>George: Please.</p>
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<p>Jerry: I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away
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with something. That's my overview.</p>
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<p>At Jerry's apartment.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Yeah so?</p>
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<p>Elaine: He's acting very strangely. I think he started drinking
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again.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Oh boy, can you smell it?</p>
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<p>Elaine: No. I can't smell it.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Well if you can't smell it then he hasn't been drinking.</p>
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<p>Elaine: You don't always smell someone from a drink.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Yes you do.</p>
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<p>Elaine: What about one drink? Would you smell it from one drink?</p>
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<p>Jerry: Yes you would.</p>
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<p>Kramer enters</p>
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<p>Jerry: I'll prove it. Would you do me a favor? </p>
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<p>Kramer: Okay.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Would you take a drink and let us smell you?</p>
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<p>Kramer: You can smell me without the drink.</p>
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<p>Elaine: I suspect that this guy I'm seeing might be drinking but
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I can't smell it. </p>
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<p>Kramer: Okay, well what am I drinking? What do you got?</p>
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<p>Jerry: I got a bottle of scotch my uncle gave me. It's Hennigans.
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It's been here for two years. I've been using it as a paint thinner.</p>
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<p>Kramer drinks.</p>
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<p>Kramer: All right.</p>
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<p>Elaine and Jerry lean up really close to him.</p>
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<p>Jerry: I don't smell anything.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Maybe we're too close to the bottle.</p>
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<p>Jerry's buzzer buzzes.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Yeah.</p>
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<p>George: (over the speaker) It's George.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Come on up.</p>
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<p>Kramer: That is *damn* good scotch. I could do a commercial for
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this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords
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you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots
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of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk
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all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.</p>
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<p>George: Hello everybody.</p>
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<p>Kramer: Hey. (snuggling really close to George) I'm going to tell
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you what I think. I know you don't care what I think, but I'm going
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to tell you. I think that you are terrific. </p>
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<p>George: (uncomfortablly) Thank you.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Hey what's that?</p>
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<p>George: It's an early Christmas present.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Christmas present? For who?</p>
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<p>George: For you.</p>
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<p>Elaine: *gasp* (pushing George) Get out of here. </p>
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<p>Kramer: Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous.
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Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose
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as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless,
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why, it will be our little secret. (singing) h-e-double n...</p>
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<p>Jerry: Kramer. Yeah that'll do.</p>
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<p>Elaine: (opening the present) Oh George, this is beautiful. Is
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this cashmere?</p>
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<p>George: Of course it's cashmere.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Oh, I love cashmere. </p>
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<p>George: Well who doesn't.</p>
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<p>Elaine: My, George this must have cost a fortune.</p>
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<p>George: Ahh, money.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Jerry, how could you let him spend so much money?</p>
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<p>Jerry: I tried to stop him. I couldn't. He just wants to make people
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happy.</p>
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<p>Elaine: George, this is one of the nicest things anyone has ever
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given me.</p>
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<p>George: Well good, good. Take it off you're going to wear it out
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already. It's for special occasions this thing.</p>
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<p>Kramer: What's that red dot on your sweater?</p>
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<p>Elaine: What?</p>
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<p>George: Just take it off. I'm getting hot just looking at it.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Uhh. This. It's like a red dot.</p>
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<p>George: What red dot? What are you talking about? Jerry come here
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for a second. Do you see anything here?</p>
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<p>Jerry: (uncomfortable) Uh, I don't know. Uh, I don't know.</p>
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<p>Elaine: What don't you know?</p>
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<p>Jerry: I don't know.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Well do you see it or don't you?</p>
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<p>Jerry: Ahem. Say that again?</p>
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<p>Elaine: Do you see it or don't you?</p>
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<p>Jerry: Do I see it... or don't I? That's the question.</p>
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<p>Jerry goes to the counter and pours some scotch. He drinks it.
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He comes back groggy.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Now what did you ask me again.</p>
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<p>Kramer is snoring.</p>
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<p>(Commercial)</p>
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<p>(Whew, Jerry is saved by the bell.)</p>
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<p>At the office. Elaine is walking by.</p>
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<p>Elaine: You're still here. You're a dynamo.</p>
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<p>George: I can't believe I get paid for this.</p>
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<p>Elaine: I'll see you tomorrow.</p>
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<p>Elaine walks out. George gets back to work. The cleaning lady comes
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by.</p>
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<p>George: How you doing?</p>
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<p>Cleaning lady: Hello.</p>
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<p>The lady starts cleaning. George has a thought. He watches the
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lady as she is cleaning.</p>
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<p>At Monk's.</p>
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<p>Jerry: You had sex with the cleaning woman on your desk? Who are
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you, how did you do that?</p>
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<p>George: Hennigans. I was there sitting in the office and the cleaning
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woman comes in. I've always been attracted to cleaning women. Cleaning
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women, chambermaids.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Yeah chambermaids, I'm attracted to them too.</p>
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<p>George: Why is that?</p>
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<p>Jerry: It's a woman in your room. So go ahead.</p>
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<p>George: So she starts vaccuming, back and forth, back and forth,
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her hips swivelling, her breasts, uh... (trying to think of a word)</p>
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<p>Jerry: Convulsing?</p>
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<p>George: Convulsing?</p>
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<p>Jerry: I don't know, I'm trying to help you.</p>
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<p>George: Then I asked her if she wanted a drink.</p>
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<p>Jerry: You don't drink.</p>
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<p>George: I know but I couldn't think of anything else to say to
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her.</p>
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<p>Jerry: So you started drinking.</p>
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<p>George: So we started drinking, and I'll tell you I don't know
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if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next think I knew
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she was mopping the floor with me.</p>
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<p>Jerry: So how was it?</p>
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<p>George: Well the sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigans.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Good thing the cleaning lady was there.</p>
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<p>At Jerry's apartment.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Dick was fired.</p>
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<p>Jerry: You mean to tell me if I had put that drink six inches over
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to the right, and none of this would have happened.</p>
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<p>Elaine: You knew he was an alcoholic. Why'd you put the drink down
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at all?</p>
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<p>Jerry: What are you saying?</p>
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<p>Elaine: I'm not saying anything.</p>
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<p>Jerry: You're saying something.</p>
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<p>Elaine: What could I be saying?</p>
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<p>Jerry: Well you're not saying nothing you must be saying something.</p>
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<p>Elaine: If I was saying something I would have said it.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Well why don't you say it?</p>
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<p>Elaine: I said it.</p>
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<p>Jerry: What did you say?</p>
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<p>Elaine: Nothing. It's exhausting being with you.</p>
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<p>Jerry's buzzer buzzes.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Yeah?</p>
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<p>George: (over the speaker) It's George.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Come on up.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Hey, let me ask you something something. Did George buy
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that sweater knowing the red dot was on it because it was cheaper?
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(Jerry is unconfortable) Ooookay, you just gave me the answer.</p>
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<p>Jerry: No I didn't.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Yes you did, yes you did. I saw your expression.</p>
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<p>Jerry: I didn't have an expression. I have a deviated septum. I
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have to open my mouth sometimes to breathe.</p>
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<p>Elaine: How much did he save?</p>
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<p>Jerry: Frankly I am shocked that you would ask such a question
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(Elaine sticking out her tongue like she isn't buying a word of
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it) of me, that you would think - the only surprise is how you could
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even think of that. That's what you were seeing.</p>
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<p>Elaine gets up and goes into the bathroom.</p>
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<p>George: I have to talk to Elaine. This cleaing lady is turning
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the screws on me. She's pushing for this whole relationship thing.
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She keeps calling me, threatening to go to the boss with this thing,
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I could lose my job, I gotta do something to keep her quiet.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Elaine is in the bathroom. She's wise to whole red dot thing.
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She's asking me all kinds of questions.</p>
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<p>George: Did you tell her anything?</p>
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<p>Jerry: No.</p>
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<p>George: Do you swear?</p>
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<p>Jerry: I'm not swearing. I don't want to swear.</p>
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<p>George: Oh you told her didn't you.</p>
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<p>Jerry: No.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Hey George, did you buy that sweater knowing that red dot
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was on it because you could get it at a discount?</p>
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<p>George: What? Did I what?</p>
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<p>Elaine: You did didn't you.</p>
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<p>George: Elaine, I'm, I'm shocked. I'm shocked. Here I go out in
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the spirit of the season (Elaine looking like she's not buying a
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word of it) and spend all my savings to buy you the most beautiful
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Christmas sweater I have ever seen to show my appreciation to you
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at Christmas and this is the thanks that I get at Christmas.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Well Jerry told me that you did.</p>
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<p>George: You told her? How could you tell her? I told you not to
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say anything.</p>
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<p>Jerry: I didn't tell her you stupid idiot. She tricked you.</p>
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<p>George: Elaine you don't understand. I had 103 temperature when
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I bought that sweater. I was so dizzy I was seeing red dots everywhere.
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I thought everything in the store had a red dot on it. I couldn't
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distinguish one red dot from another. I couldn't afford anything.
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I have nothing. I haven't worked for a really long time. (Jerry
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is standing right behind George. Jerry takes out a hankerchief and
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starts fake-crying in it.) I mean look, I have no clothes, look
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at what I'm wearing. It's just a little red dot.</p>
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<p>At the office.</p>
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<p>George: This is for you.</p>
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<p>Lady: Oh, Georgie, you bought this for me? Oh I knew you cared
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for me.</p>
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<p>George: As you care for me. Which is why it is very important that
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you never breathe a word of this to anyone about the... you know.
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What, with Clarence Thomas and everything. </p>
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<p>Lady: Okay, okay, can I open it now?</p>
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<p>George: Yes of course go ahead. My guess is you're going to like
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this very much.</p>
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<p>Lady: Oh! Is that cashmere? </p>
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<p>George: Of course it's cashemere.</p>
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<p>Lady: A cashmere sweater. Oh Georgie Porgie!</p>
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<p>George: Just a little something for Christmas.</p>
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<p>Lady: When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came
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to our town and he was wearing the softest most beautiful sweater.
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I said to him, "what do you call this most beautiful fabric?",
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and he said "they call it cashmere". I repeated the words
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"cashmere, cashmere". I asked if I could have it, and
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he said "No. Get away from me." Then he started walk away.
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But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater
|
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and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with
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the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn't want
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the change Georgie. I wanted the cashmere.</p>
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<p>George: I had a feeling you would like it. No, don't try it on
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now, try it on later.</p>
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<p>Lady: Wow, look at this. It feels so beautiful.</p>
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<p>George: Take it off. You're going to ruin it.</p>
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<p>Lady: (noticing the dot) What's this?</p>
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<p>At the comedy club.</p>
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<p>Jerry: I was in the men's room the other day and they had the hand
|
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blower, instead of the paper towels, you know this thing. I like
|
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the hand blower I have to say. It takes a little bit longer, but
|
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I feel when you're in a room with a revolting stench you want to
|
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spend as much time as you can.</p>
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<p>Dick: The only stench is comming from you.</p>
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<p>Audience: Oooooh.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Oh, wait a second, I believe we have a heckler ladies and
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gentlemen. Hey Dick I don't know what your problem is. It's not
|
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my fault you're back on the wagon.</p>
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<p>Dick: It's off the wagon.</p>
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<p>Jerry: In the old days how do you think they got the alcohol from
|
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town to town?</p>
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<p>Dick: I don't know.</p>
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<p>Jerry: On the wagon. Don't you think they broke into a couple of
|
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those bottles along the way?</p>
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<p>Dick: You can't drink on a wagon it would be too bumpy.</p>
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<p>Jerry: They had smooth trails. What about the Cumberland Gap?</p>
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<p>Dick: What the hell do you know about wagons?</p>
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<p>Jerry: I know enough not to get on them.</p>
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<p>In the boss' office.</p>
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<p>Boss: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention
|
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that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse
|
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on the desk in your office. Is that correct?</p>
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<p>George: Who said that?</p>
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<p>Boss: She did.</p>
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<p>George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you
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I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said
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anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of
|
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thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of
|
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offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.</p>
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<p>Boss: You're fired.</p>
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<p>George: Well you didn't have to say it like that.</p>
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<p>Boss: I want you out of here by the end of the day.</p>
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<p>George: What about the whole Christmas spirit thing? Any flexability
|
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there?</p>
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<p>Boss: Nah. Wait, wait, she wanted me to give you this.</p>
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<p>He tosses the sweater and it lands right on top of George's face.
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George walks out of the office "wearing" it.</p>
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<p>In the hall of the office.</p>
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<p>Elaine: You had sex on your desk with the cleaning woman.</p>
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<p>George: You never had sex in the office before?</p>
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<p>Elaine: No. I once made out with someone but that was it.</p>
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<p>George: Alright so you made out with someone.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Well that's not sex.</p>
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<p>George: Kissing is sex.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Kissing is not sex.</p>
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<p>Jerry: George?</p>
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<p>George: Jerry.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Hey, did Jerry leave that drink next to Dick's on purpose?</p>
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<p>George: No.</p>
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<p>Jerry: George?</p>
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<p>George: Over here.</p>
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<p>Elaine: What are you doing here?</p>
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<p>Jerry: I'm taking the kid out to dinner to chear him up.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Hey Jerry when do you consider that sex has taken place?</p>
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<p>Jerry: I would say when the nipple makes its first appearance.</p>
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<p>(Commercial)</p>
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<p>Elaine: So, George told me that you left the drink next to Dick's
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on purpose.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Nice try. So guess who heckled me at the club last night.</p>
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<p>*crash*</p>
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<p>Dick: Merry Christmas.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Oh my god that's Dick. It's Cape Fear.</p>
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<p>George: Hide, hide under the desk.</p>
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<p>Elaine: Ow, ow move over.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Get off of me.</p>
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<p>Elaine: I've got no room.</p>
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<p>Dick walks over dragging behind him a Christmas tree. He looks
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down and notices them under the table. George holds out the sweater,
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his hand shaking.</p>
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<p>Dick: Is that cashmere?</p>
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<p>George: Of course it's cashmere.</p>
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<p>Dick: (noticing the dot) What's this?</p>
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<p>At the comedy club.</p>
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an alcoholic. I hate being around alcoholics because they're either
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telling you how much they love you or how much they hate you. And
|
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those are the two statements that scare me the most. But I think
|
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he's okay now because I have no idea how he feels about me. He's
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finally off the wagon.</p>
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<p>Dick: You mean on the wagon.</p>
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<p>Jerry: Don't get smart.
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