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Episode 12 </p>
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<p>Written By Larry David Directed By Tom Cherones</p>
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<p>========================================================================</p>
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<p>Guest Starring Regular Cast</p>
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<p>--------------------- -------------------</p>
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<p>FRED APPLEGATE as Levitan JERRY SEINFELD as Jerry</p>
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<p>JOHN CAPODICE as Vic JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUSS as Elaine</p>
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<p>TERI AUSTIN as Ava JASON ALEXANDER as George</p>
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<p>PATRIKA DARBO as Glenda MICHAEL RICHARDS as Kramer</p>
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<p>MARCUS SMYTHE as Dan JOHN HILNER as Greeny</p>
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<p>DECK McKENZIE as Bill</p>
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<p>========================================================================</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: Remind me to tell you what we did in Lake George. [laughing]
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Get</p>
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<p>this...I got it all on video. [laughing] </p>
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<p>GEORGE: That's it. This is it. I'm done. Through. It's over. I'm
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gone.</p>
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<p>Finished. Over. I will never work for you again. Look at you.</p>
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<p>[laughing] You think you're an important man? Is that what you
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think? You</p>
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<p>are a laughingstock. You are a joke. These people are laughing
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at</p>
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<p>you. You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! [knocking</p>
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<p>object over on desk] I quit!</p>
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<p> </p>
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<p>KRAMER: Hey.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Hey.</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Boy, I have really had it with Newman. He wakes me up again
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last</p>
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<p>night at three o'clock in the morning to tell me he's going up
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onto the</p>
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<p>roof to kill himself.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Well, what'd you say?</p>
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<p>KRAMER: I said " Jump." Well, he's been threatening to
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do this for years. I</p>
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<p>said " Look, if you're gonna kill yourself do it already and
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stop</p>
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<p>bothering me." At least I'd respect the guy for accomplishing
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something. </p>
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<p>JERRY: What's his problem?</p>
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<p>KRAMER: No job. No women.</p>
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<p>JERRY: He called the right guy.</p>
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<p>KRAMER: What am I supposed to tell him? How much there is for him
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to live</p>
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<p>for? Why should I lie to him? </p>
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<p>JERRY: All right, I'm leaving. I going to the laundry.</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Why don't you use the machines down in the basement?</p>
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<p>JERRY: Fluff and fold. The only way to live. [snapping fingers
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in tune with</p>
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<p>words] I drop it off. I pick it up. It's a delight. </p>
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<p>KRAMER: How 'bout if I put a few things --</p>
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<p>JERRY: Wait a sec. I don't wanna do --</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Well, you're going over there.</p>
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<p>JERRY: I don't wanna mix in everything! My guys don't know your
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guys. You</p>
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<p>can't just lock 'em all in the same machine together. They'll start
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a</p>
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<p>riot.</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Have you ever met my guys?</p>
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<p>JERRY: No. I can't say as I have.</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Well!</p>
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<p>JERRY: All right. Put 'em on top.</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Ah!</p>
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<p> </p>
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<p>JERRY: Oh, beautiful. This stuff on top is my friends'. Could I
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get it done</p>
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<p>in a separate machine?</p>
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<p>VIC: I'll have to charge you for another machine.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Whatever it costs. In fact, I would prefer it if the machines
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are</p>
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<p>not even touching each other. Because something could, you know,
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jump</p>
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<p>across.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Guess what.</p>
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<p>JERRY: How did you know I was here?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Kramer. Guess what.</p>
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<p>JERRY: I don't know.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I quit my job.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Get outta here.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I couldn't take it anymore.</p>
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<p>VIC: You can have this on Monday.</p>
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<p>JERRY: What happened? Levitan?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I go in to use his private bathroom, everybody uses it,
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and then I</p>
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<p>get a memo - a memo - telling me to use the men's room in the hall.</p>
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<p>Well, [laughing] we share it with Pace Electronics. It's disgusting!
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</p>
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<p>JERRY: You and your toilets.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I snapped! It was the last straw. [sighs]</p>
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<p>JERRY: So, what are you gonna do now? Are you gonna look for something
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else</p>
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<p>in real estate?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Nobody's hiring now. The market's terrible. </p>
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<p>JERRY: So what are you gonna do?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I like sports. I could do something in sports.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or
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something.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get. </p>
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<p>GEORGE: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe
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I could</p>
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<p>be like, an announcer. Like a caller man. You know how I always
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make</p>
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<p>those interesting comments during the game.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: What about that?</p>
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<p>JERRY: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and
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people that</p>
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<p>are, you know, in broadcasting.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Well, that's really not fair.</p>
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<p>JERRY: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do ya like?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Movies. I like to watch movies. </p>
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<p>JERRY: Yeah. Yeah.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Do they pay people to watch movies?</p>
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<p>JERRY: Projectionists.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: That's true.</p>
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<p>JERRY: But you gotta know how to work the projector. </p>
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<p>GEORGE: Right.</p>
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<p>JERRY: And it's probably a union thing.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: [scoffs] Those unions. [sighs] Okay. Sports,...movies.
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What about a</p>
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<p>talk show host?</p>
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<p>JERRY: Talk show host. That's good.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time.
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Someone</p>
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<p>even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Really?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where
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do you</p>
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<p>start?</p>
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<p>JERRY: Well, that's where it gets tricky. </p>
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<p>GEORGE: You can't just walk into a building and say " I wanna
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be a talk</p>
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<p>show host."</p>
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<p>JERRY: I wouldn't think so. </p>
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<p>GEORGE: It's all politics.</p>
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<p>JERRY: All right. Okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: This could have been a huge mistake.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this
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through.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: [sighs] What should I do?</p>
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<p>JERRY: Maybe you can just go back.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Go back?</p>
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<p>JERRY: Yeah. Pretend like it never happened.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: You mean just walk into the staff meeting on Monday morning
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like it</p>
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<p>never happened?</p>
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<p>JERRY: Sure. You're an emotional person. People don't take you
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seriously. </p>
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<p>GEORGE: Just..go back. Pretend the whole thing never happened.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Never happened.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I was just blowin' off a little steam. So what?</p>
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<p>JERRY: So what? You're entitled.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I'm emotional.</p>
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<p>JERRY: That's right. You're emotional.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Never happened.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Never happened.</p>
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<p> </p>
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<p>GEORGE: How ya doin'?</p>
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<p>GLENDA: What are you doing here?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: What? I work here.</p>
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<p>GLENDA: I thought you quit.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: What quit? [laughing] Who quit? </p>
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<p>DAN: Bill, how was your weekend?</p>
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<p>BILL: Oh, excellent weekend. What about your weekend?</p>
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<p>DAN: Fine weekend. </p>
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<p>GEORGE: Yeah. Good weekend.</p>
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<p>DAN: Went up to the Cape. Took the kids sailing. [laughing] Lisa
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was a</p>
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<p>little scared at first, but that kids' gonna be a good sailor</p>
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<p>someday. </p>
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<p>GEORGE: Aw, she's gonna be a fine sailor.</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: Ava, what happened to you Friday afternoon?</p>
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<p>AVA: I got a little tied up.</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: I'll bet you did.</p>
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<p>[laughter breaks out in boardroom]</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: I wanna remind everyone that the tenth anniversary party
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for Rick</p>
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<!-- BeginAd01 --><!-- EndAd -->
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<p>Barr Properties is gonna be Wednesday afternoon at four o'clock
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in</p>
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<p>Lasky's Bar, Madison 48th. I want all of you to be there. This
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really</p>
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<p>means a lot to me. Is that Costanza over there? What are you doing</p>
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<p>here?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: What? </p>
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<p>LEVITAN: Am I crazy, or didn't you quit?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: When?</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: Friday. </p>
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<p>GEORGE: Oh, what? What? That? Are you kidding? I didn't quit. What?
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You</p>
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<p>took that seriously?</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: You mean, laughingstock? All that stuff?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Come on. Will you stop it.</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: No brains? No ability?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Teasing.</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: Okay. I want you outta here.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I don't know where you're getting this from. I....you're
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serious</p>
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<p>aren't you? Oh, [laughing] you see?</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: You can't win. You can't beat me. That's why I'm here
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and you're</p>
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<p>there. Because I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner and you'll</p>
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<p>always be a loser.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: " I'll always be a winner and you'll always be a loser."
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This is</p>
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<p>what he said to me.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Well, so that's that.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: No. That's not that.</p>
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<p>JERRY: That's not that?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: No.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Well, if that's not that, what is that?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I've got some plans. I got plans.</p>
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<p>JERRY: What kind of plans?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: What's the difference?</p>
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<p>JERRY: You don't wanna tell me?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I'm gonna slip him a mickey.</p>
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<p>JERRY: What? In his drink? Are you outta your mind? What? Are you
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Peter</p>
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<p>Lorre?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: You don't understand. He's got this big party coming up.
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He's been</p>
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<p>looking forward to this for months. This is gonna destroy the whole</p>
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<p>thing.</p>
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<p>JERRY: What if you destroy him?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: No. No. No. No. No. Don't worry. It's perfectly safe. I
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researched</p>
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<p>it. He'll get a little woozy. He might keel over.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Well, wha - what does that do? Big deal.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: This is what they would do in the movies! It's a beautiful
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thing!</p>
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<p>It's like a movie! I'm gonna slip him a mickey!</p>
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<p>JERRY: You've really gone mental.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Nah.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Where are you gonna get this mickey? I can't believe I'm
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saying</p>
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<p>"mickey"!</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I got a sauce.</p>
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<p>JERRY: You got a mickey sauce?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: And Elaine is gonna keep him busy.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Elaine? How did you rope her into this?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: I told her what a sexist he is. How he cheats on his wife.</p>
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<p>JERRY: She knew that.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: But she didn't know he doesn't recycle.</p>
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<p>JERRY: What is the point of all this?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Revenge. </p>
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<p>JERRY: Oh, the best revenge is living well. </p>
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<p>GEORGE: There's no chance of that.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Did you get your laundry?</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Yeah.</p>
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<p>JERRY: What's with you?</p>
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<p>KRAMER: He jumped.</p>
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<p>JERRY: What?</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Yeah. Newman jumped. </p>
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<p>JERRY: Did he call you last night?</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.</p>
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<p>JERRY: What did you say?</p>
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<p>KRAMER: I said " Wave to me when you pass my window."</p>
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<p>JERRY: Whew. Did he wave?</p>
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<p>KRAMER: No! He jumped from the second floor. Mr. Papanickolous
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saw him from</p>
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<p>across the street. He's lying out there faking. See, he's trying
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to</p>
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<p>get back at me.</p>
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<p>JERRY: Oh, my god!</p>
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<p>KRAMER: What's the matter?</p>
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<p>JERRY: Well, on Thursday when I came home I had $1500 on me. For
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some</p>
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<p>reason I decided to hide it in my laundry bag and then I completely</p>
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<p>forgot about it...and then I took the laundry in on Friday! Oh,
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come on,</p>
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<p>let's go.</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Where? Where?</p>
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<p>JERRY: To the Laundromat. </p>
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<p>VIC: I never saw it.</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Okay. Come on. Give the guy his money. What -- what are
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you doing?</p>
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<p>VIC: Hey, you see that sign right there? </p>
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<p>JERRY: Oh, I see. So, you put up a sign so you can do whatever
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you want?</p>
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<p>VIC: I'm not responsible.</p>
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<p>JERRY: So, anybody leaves anything here, you can just take it?
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You have a</p>
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<p>license to steal? You are like the James Bond of laundry?</p>
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<p>VIC: You ever hear of a bank?</p>
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<p>JERRY: Come on. Let's go.</p>
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<p>KRAMER: No. You can't let him get away with this.</p>
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<p>ELAINE: Which one is he?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: That's him over there. The one that looks like a blowfish.</p>
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<p>ELAINE: Oh, yeah. I see him.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Yeah. Hey, thanks for doing this.</p>
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<p>ELAINE: Why pass up the opportunity to go to prison?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: This is by far the most exciting thing I've ever done.</p>
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<p>ELAINE: Yeah. It is kind of cool.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: First time in my life I've ever gotten back at someone.</p>
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<p>ELAINE: I can't believe we're doing this. This is the kind of thing
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they do</p>
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<p>in the movies.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: That's exactly what I told Jerry!</p>
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<p>ELAINE: Really?</p>
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<p>GEORGE: Yes!</p>
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<p>[both laughing]</p>
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<p>GEORGE: God, I've never felt so alive! </p>
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<p>JERRY: Maybe we should call this off.</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Come on. What's the big deal? Just gonna put a little concrete
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in</p>
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<p>the washing machine.</p>
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<p>JERRY: And what's gonna happen?</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Well, it'll gonna mix up with the water, and then by the
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end of the</p>
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<p>cycle it'll be a solid block!</p>
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<p>JERRY: If only you could put your mind to something worthwhile.
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You're like</p>
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<p>Lex Luthor. </p>
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<p>KRAMER: You keep him busy.</p>
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<p>[Kramer, holding heavy bag of concrete in arms, stumbles to machine,</p>
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<p>knocking chairs around]</p>
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<p>[Kramer plops concrete down onto washing machine]</p>
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<p>KRAMER: Whoa! </p>
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<p>[lifting bag into the air, Kramer, thrown off balance, stumbles
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backwards</p>
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<p>and slams into dryer]</p>
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<p>GEORGE: You go over there -</p>
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<p>ELAINE: Yeah.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: You start flirting with him and I'll come by and, while
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you're</p>
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<p>keeping him busy, I'll slip it in his drink. </p>
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<p>ELAINE: Wouldn't it be easier just to punch him in the mouth?</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: Come on! They're terrible. They got no infield.</p>
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<p>ELAINE: Oops! 'Scuse me.</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: Yeah.</p>
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<p>GREENY(?): I'm gonna get some food. You want some?</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: Nah.</p>
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<p>ELAINE: Hi.</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: Hi.</p>
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<p>ELAINE: [sneezes] </p>
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<p>LEVITAN: God bless you.</p>
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<p>ELAINE: Oh! Thank you. Thank you very much. [blowing nose] Really.
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I mean</p>
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<p>that. I am not one of those people who give insincere thank you's.
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No</p>
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<p>sir. No sir. When I thank someone I really thank them. So, thank...</p>
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<p>yoooou!</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: You're welcome.</p>
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<p>ELAINE: People don't say " God bless you " as much as
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they used to. Have</p>
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<p>you noticed that?</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: No.</p>
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<p>ELAINE: So, I'm going to a nudist colony next week.</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: Nudist colony?</p>
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<p>ELAINE: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I love nudist colonies. They help me..unwind.
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Aah!</p>
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<p>LEVITAN: [laughing] I'd never been to a nudist colony.</p>
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<p>ELAINE: Oh, really? Oh, you should go. They're great. They're great.
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Of</p>
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<p>course, when it's over, it's - it's hard to get used to all this</p>
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<p>clothing, you know. So, a lot of times, I'll just lock the door
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to my</p>
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<p>office and I'll just sit there naked. </p>
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<p>LEVITAN: Seriously?</p>
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<p>ELAINE: Oh, yeah. I usually work naked a...couple hours a day.
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</p>
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<p>GEORGE: [whispering] Glenda, can I ask you a favor? Can I have
|
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this seat?</p>
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<p>GLENDA: What do you have to sit here for? There are plenty of other
|
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seats.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: [whispering] I can't explain. It's very important that
|
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I sit here.</p>
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<p>GLENDA: What are you doing here anyway? I thought you were fired.</p>
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<p>GEORGE: [whispering] Okay. Okay. Fine.</p>
|
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<p>ELAINE: I cook naked, I clean....I clean naked, I drive naked.
|
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Naked.</p>
|
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<p>Naked. Naked. </p>
|
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<p>LEVITAN: Who are you?</p>
|
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<p>ELAINE: Oh, you don't wanna know, mistah. I'm trouble. Big trouble.</p>
|
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<p>[lid on machine slams shut after Kramer opens it, forcing him to
|
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pour</p>
|
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<p>concrete all over machine]</p>
|
|
<p>JERRY: What about the gentle cycle? You ever use that? </p>
|
|
<!-- BeginAd02 --><!-- EndAd -->
|
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<p>[opening lid, Kramer begins to contort & flail arms about as
|
|
a cloud of</p>
|
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<p>concrete covers his face]</p>
|
|
<p>JERRY: Do you think it's effeminate for a man to put clothes in
|
|
a gentle</p>
|
|
<p>cycle?</p>
|
|
<p>[Kramer emptying bag into machine]</p>
|
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<p>JERRY: What about fine fabrics? How do you deal with that kind
|
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of</p>
|
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<p>temperament?</p>
|
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<p>[finished with machine, Kramer walks to corner of room with half-full
|
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bag &</p>
|
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<p>drops it on the floor]</p>
|
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<p>[Kramer giving "OK" sign]</p>
|
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<p>[Kramer starting machine & trying to brush the mounds of concrete
|
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off of</p>
|
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<p>the machine]</p>
|
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<p>JERRY: What about stone washing? You ever witness one of those?
|
|
That must</p>
|
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<p>be something.</p>
|
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<p>What? Do they just pummel the jeans with rocks? </p>
|
|
<p>[Kramer walks over to where Jerry is standing, his entire body
|
|
covered with</p>
|
|
<p>dry concrete]</p>
|
|
<p>KRAMER: I didn't realize it was a full box.</p>
|
|
<p>GEORGE: I'm gonna count to three. If you don't give up the chair,
|
|
the wig</p>
|
|
<p>is coming off.</p>
|
|
<p>GLENDA: I don't' wear a wig.</p>
|
|
<p>GEORGE: One...</p>
|
|
<p>ELAINE: No. No. No. No. No. I don't really have a phone. In fact,
|
|
I - I</p>
|
|
<p>really don't have an apartment. I kinda sleep around. </p>
|
|
<p>[Levitan & Elaine laughing]</p>
|
|
<p>ELAINE: I just like to have and few drinks and just let the guy
|
|
do whatever</p>
|
|
<p>he wants. Would you close your eyes for a second? I wanna tell
|
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you a</p>
|
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<p>secret about my bra.</p>
|
|
<p>[George empties contents of tiny bottle into Levitan's drink]</p>
|
|
<p>[Elaine & Levitan laughing]</p>
|
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<p>GEORGE: Hello, Rick.</p>
|
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<p>LEVITAN: Heh heh heh hey! Look who's here! </p>
|
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<p>GEORGE: That's right, Ricky Boy, it's me! </p>
|
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<p>LEVITAN: You know something, Costanza? I'm a very lucky man.</p>
|
|
<p>GEORGE: Oh!</p>
|
|
<p>LEVITAN: I've always been lucky. Things just seem to fall right
|
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in my lap. </p>
|
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<p>GEORGE: Boom!</p>
|
|
<p>[all laughing]</p>
|
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<p>LEVITAN: You wouldn't believe it if I told you. In fact, uh, I'm
|
|
glad</p>
|
|
<p>you're here. You know, maybe I've been a little rough on ya, huh?</p>
|
|
<p>GEORGE: Oh.</p>
|
|
<p>LEVITAN: Why should we let petty, personal differences get in the
|
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way of</p>
|
|
<p>business? I, uh, I want</p>
|
|
<p>you to come back. You can use my bathroom anytime you want.</p>
|
|
<p>GEORGE: You want me to come back? Uh...</p>
|
|
<p>LEVITAN: Hey! How about a toast, huh? Everybody, a toast! </p>
|
|
<p>GEORGE: Rick.</p>
|
|
<p>LEVITAN: Everyone, I wanna propose a toast to ten great years at
|
|
Rick Barr</p>
|
|
<p>Properties.</p>
|
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<p>GEORGE: Uh, Rick..</p>
|
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<p>LEVITAN: And all the people in this room, [clears throat] that
|
|
made that</p>
|
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<p>possible.. </p>
|
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<p>GEORGE: Rick.</p>
|
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<p>LEVITAN: I'd also like to welcome back into the fold our..our little</p>
|
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<p>shrimpy friend, George Costanza who, although he didn't really
|
|
have a</p>
|
|
<p>very good year -- how you blew that McConnell deal, I'll never
|
|
know. But,</p>
|
|
<p>hey, what the hell, huh? We've always enjoyed his antics around
|
|
the</p>
|
|
<p>office. Heh heh. Anything you wanna add to this?</p>
|
|
<p>GEORGE: Drink up. I like history. Civil War. Maybe I could be a
|
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professor,</p>
|
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<p>or something.</p>
|
|
<p>ELAINE: Well, to teach something you really have to know a lot
|
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about it. I</p>
|
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<p>think you need a degree. </p>
|
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<p>JERRY: Yeah. That's true. What? My God, the money! The 1500! Where'd
|
|
you</p>
|
|
<p>find it?</p>
|
|
<p>KRAMER: It was in my laundry. </p>
|
|
<p>JERRY: In your laundry the whole time? I told you not to mix in
|
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our guys.</p>
|
|
<p>What did we figure the damage on that machine would be?</p>
|
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<p>KRAMER: It was about 1200 bucks.</p>
|
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<p>NEWMAN: Kramer!</p>
|
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<p>KRAMER: Oh! That's Newman.</p>
|
|
<p>NEWMAN: I'm on the roof!</p>
|
|
<p>KRAMER: Well, what are you waiting for?</p>
|
|
<p>JERRY: Elaine, come on, take a walk with me down to the Laundromat.
|
|
I gotta</p>
|
|
<p>pay this guy the money.. </p>
|
|
<p>GEORGE: I like horses. Maybe I could be a stable boy.</p>
|
|
<p>KRAMER: You wanna shoot some pool tonight?</p>
|
|
<p>NEWMAN: I can't. I'm goin' to the movies.</p>
|
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<p>GEORGE: Nah. It's probably a union thing.</p>
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